Tall nicknames we’ve all had them. Why do people feel the need to give me a tall-related nickname? Calling me these dumb nicknames is the same as saying “Hey, you’re tall!”. The same knee-jerk reaction: “She is really tall and I have to comment on it!” My name is Elayna. Not Jolly Green Giant or Bigfoot. Or Stretch or Slim. Not Too Tall, Shorty, Iron Giant, Slinky, or even Lady Godzilla. I don’t think there is a tall nickname that I haven’t heard (though I could be wrong). What do short people do; have meetings about what to call tall people? Do they have a guidebook about the best ways to annoy us because they do a really good job.
My dad told me that he was known as “Lurch” all through high school. The name was so popular that the teachers even called him that. One time, his basketball coach called his house and said, “Hi Mr. Lurch, is Lurch home?” Grandaddy loved telling that story.
In elementary school, it wasn’t too bad. They would call me names to get me to chase them in a game of tag. Occasional hallway teasing in middle school. In high school, I had a friend who always called me “Shorty”. It was bearable. We were all kids. Sometimes it was kinda funny. I assumed someday I would outgrow the nickname phase. I have not. I am an adult now and calling me “Slim” is not cute anymore. “Hey, Slim! Can I have your number?” How about, no. “Hey, Shorty! How you doin’?” Leave me alone.
What’s sad is that I have no real biting comebacks in my arsenal to these nicknames. Either I give my best death glare or I just ignore it. I’m really good at that. Ultimately I realize that I am above responding. Literally.
Any other nicknames and/or comebacks? Funny nickname stories? I want to hear them, share below!
Until next time,