The Tall Girl Checklist
I think there is some confusion on what “tall” is. I’ve been surfing the internet and I’ve come across the complaints of some women 5’9′, 5,8″, 5’7″ about how “tall” […]
Category Archives: Tall Tales
I’m tall not deaf!
To make up for the totally non tall-related last post I did, I decided to make up for it with this one. Every tall person has had to deal with […]
Nicknames
Tall nicknames we’ve all had them. Why do people feel the need to give me a tall-related nickname? Calling me these dumb nicknames is the same as saying “Hey, you’re […]
Wow, I thought I was tall!
I cringe whenever a fellow tall woman says this to me. It’s worse than the dreaded “You’re tall!” comment. It is obvious that I am taller than you. Why do […]
Sidewalk Rage
My name is Elayna and I have sidewalk rage. I bet you’re asking, what is sidewalk rage? Well y’know how there is road rage? It’s kinda the same thing but […]
My Tiger Stripes
Stretch marks, is just one of the occupational hazards of being tall. You most associate stretch marks with pregnancy but tall people get them too, me included. “My Tiger Stripes”, […]
Watch your head!
I am always hitting my head. It’s become an inevitability that in some point in my day, I am going to hit my head on something. (Further proof that we […]
My future (giant) children
Like any mother, my mom is pretty vocal about her desire for grandkids. Grandkids she can visit occasionally, spoil rotten, hype them up on sugar and then send them home […]
Talltique Visit Part Deux!
This time Helen from Talltique came to MY house to show me a some of the new items they just got in, including this teal maxi skirt which I absolutely […]
Talltopia
How many times have you hit your head on a too low door or been in the awkward position of being able to see people over the bathroom stall? Or […]
PZI Jeans Review
I don’t know if you’ve ever heard about PZI Jeans but they are much hyped to be great jeans for tall and curvy ladies. I kept hearing so much about […]
Preventing the Tall comments
Sometimes we just don’t want to deal with the stupid comments. But how do you prevent them or stop the conversation in its tracks without seeming rude? I’m all about […]
Long way to fall
My friend Beckie from Cause I Said So inspired me to write this. She talked about she felt like a giraffe because she was tripping over her legs. Boy, do […]
My 5 inch heels
If you follow The Junoesque on Facebook you would know that I just ordered my first pair of 5″ heels. Yes you read me correctly, 5 inches. They are the […]
Looks and Stares: A Comprehensive Guide
We as tall women get a lot of looks and stares. We all know that, it’s unavoidable. For your convenience, I’ve cataloged them into a few different categories. There is: […]
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